1. dotparfait:

    the swedish accountant told me that his girlfriend’s telephone company bought $1,000 worth of silly putty for a company party

     

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  3. m-oonblaze:

    everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

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  6. jesussbabymomma:

    jesussbabymomma:

    is it petsmart or petsmart

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    thanks

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  7. amifutami:

    what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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  8. dotparfait:

    did u say waffle fries

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  11. crystalzelda:

    yeah enjoy that ass zelda

    (Source: flanoirbunny, via skyyma)

     


  12. fefeferi:

    when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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  13. tomiokajiro:

    2009/07/31

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  14. theseawasspooky:

    my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

    (Source: theseawasred, via dotparfait)

     

  15. (Source: andrxx, via heartfilly)