the swedish accountant told me that his girlfriend’s telephone company bought $1,000 worth of silly putty for a company party
the swedish accountant told me that his girlfriend’s telephone company bought $1,000 worth of silly putty for a company party
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everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
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what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
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did u say waffle fries
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my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took
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